De moppenhoek
- gerard tenerife
- Berichten: 6491
- Lid geworden op: 22 mei 2009 21:01
- Locatie: valle san lorenzo,tenerife,spanje
Re: De moppenhoek
> Subject: Life's solutions
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> 1. I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning.
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> 2. My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 25 and her name is Heather.
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> 3. Went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my wife is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
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> 1. I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning.
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> 2. My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 25 and her name is Heather.
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> 3. Went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my wife is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
een pessimist is een optimist met veel ervaring.
- A.Kuiper/J.Pessoa/BR
- Berichten: 8199
- Lid geworden op: 09 okt 2017 03:24
Re: De moppenhoek
Het huwelijk is voltrokken, en de
jonggehuwden besluiten om de nacht onder
een palmboom door te brengen. Met een teder
gebaar geleidt de muis het olifantenwijfje tot
onder de boom. Net op het moment dat de
muis zijn eega bestijgt, valt er een kokosnoot
op de kop van de olifant. ''AAAUUUWWW!''
trompettert het wijfje. 'Rustig maar, schatje,
de eerste keer is meestal een beetje pijnlijk.''
jonggehuwden besluiten om de nacht onder
een palmboom door te brengen. Met een teder
gebaar geleidt de muis het olifantenwijfje tot
onder de boom. Net op het moment dat de
muis zijn eega bestijgt, valt er een kokosnoot
op de kop van de olifant. ''AAAUUUWWW!''
trompettert het wijfje. 'Rustig maar, schatje,
de eerste keer is meestal een beetje pijnlijk.''
- gerard tenerife
- Berichten: 6491
- Lid geworden op: 22 mei 2009 21:01
- Locatie: valle san lorenzo,tenerife,spanje
Re: De moppenhoek
> Subject: Made me smile
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> 1. My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's three schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."
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> 2. The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.
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> 3. A man calls 999 and says "I think my wife is dead." The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says, "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!
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> 1. My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's three schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."
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> 2. The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.
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> 3. A man calls 999 and says "I think my wife is dead." The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says, "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!
een pessimist is een optimist met veel ervaring.
- gerard tenerife
- Berichten: 6491
- Lid geworden op: 22 mei 2009 21:01
- Locatie: valle san lorenzo,tenerife,spanje
- A.Kuiper/J.Pessoa/BR
- Berichten: 8199
- Lid geworden op: 09 okt 2017 03:24
Re: De moppenhoek
Een aardige oude heer glimlachte tegen het
meisje dat alleen in de banketbakkers
winkel stond.
Heb je nu zelf geen zin om een gebakje te nemen?
Het meisje was diep beledigd.
Natuurlijk niet, dan zou ik stelen.
Ik lik er alleen maar aan!
meisje dat alleen in de banketbakkers
winkel stond.
Heb je nu zelf geen zin om een gebakje te nemen?
Het meisje was diep beledigd.
Natuurlijk niet, dan zou ik stelen.
Ik lik er alleen maar aan!
- gerard tenerife
- Berichten: 6491
- Lid geworden op: 22 mei 2009 21:01
- Locatie: valle san lorenzo,tenerife,spanje
Re: De moppenhoek
Golf Panties....
The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded.
'Well' she said, 'you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any'
The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear..'
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. 'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers Why not?'
She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear"!
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?' She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb... Tidy yerself up a bit.'
The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded.
'Well' she said, 'you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any'
The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear..'
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. 'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers Why not?'
She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear"!
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?' She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb... Tidy yerself up a bit.'
een pessimist is een optimist met veel ervaring.
- gerard tenerife
- Berichten: 6491
- Lid geworden op: 22 mei 2009 21:01
- Locatie: valle san lorenzo,tenerife,spanje
- A.Kuiper/J.Pessoa/BR
- Berichten: 8199
- Lid geworden op: 09 okt 2017 03:24
Re: De moppenhoek
Opinie peilingen
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Een verslaggever vraagt aan een vrouwtje al op leeftijd wat zij vindt van seks op de t.v.?
Erg ongerieflijk, ik doe het liever op de sofa!!
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Een verslaggever vraagt aan een vrouwtje al op leeftijd wat zij vindt van seks op de t.v.?
Erg ongerieflijk, ik doe het liever op de sofa!!
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En u meneer: Wat denkt u van Abortus - Provocatus? Hij zegt: Ik denk van 2 - 1 !!
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